February the 5th!

February 5, 2008 at 5:12 pm (Weather)

Good mooooooorning* Newbury Park!
*well, it’s actually the afternoon, but I’m copying the movie Good Morning, Vietnam. Good movie. You should watch it. It has Robin Williams in it. Yeah, the funny guy.

Well, it’s certainly been about two weeks, hasn’t it? I can swear that last week, which was a four day week, was the longest four day week ever. It was just so exceptionally boring… Well, today is Super Tuesday 2008!!$!!111!!#!!!eleven!!!!!@! For those of you who don’t know what Super Tuesday is, click here. For the latest news on Super Tuesday, click here. You commies don’t know what day it is…

Anyways, I guess I’ll start off by complaining reporting the weather.

TODAY

was cold, as usual. It’s February, for crissake! Stop bitching. Get a jacket. A warm, thick jacket. Not those pussy “ohemgee i’m gonna look so cool today” jackets. FIRST of all, they have no material. This means you get cold, you get less for more money (just like thongs and bikinis, but I don’t mind those, just jackets), and you’ll catch pneumonia. Yeah, talk about faggotry. SECOND of all, you don’t (DO NOT) look cool when you’re shivering, freezing to death!!!!retards!!!!!!! I mean sure, goosebumps are cool, but only if you’re a f~censored~king biology nerd-o (like me). THIRD, you’re just dumb in general. I’m not going to continue with this argument (because I win anyways).

I will say this, though:

CALIFORNIA IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE WEATHER.

We have rainy season (now), dry season (AKA Santa Ana season), and fire season (AKA Holy jeepers batman! season). I say onto the dry season. It’s “summer” then and we have no skool beecuz ejukashun iz 4 n00bz lawl. Side note: It’s supposed to be the rainy season right now, but we only had, what, two weeks of rain? Lame. So I guess every season is dry season, only in the rainy season, it rains for a little. Lame-o California “weather”.

TOMORROW

is going to be cold.

If you are reading this, I am raising money for my church’s Mexico mission trip and am selling candy for $1 a piece to do so. If you want to help support the cause, please seek me or Luke Reilly out and buy a candy or two. Snickers, Starbursts, M&Ms, Kit Kats, Skittles. Restocking soon on some other stuff, but to restock, we need to sell the remainder that we have left. At lunch, we are at the planter nearest to the office (in front of the B building). In the morning and break, we are between the B and C buildings. Yeah. I know it’s a ripoff, but if you say so, you’re a dumbfuck because this is for a good cause AND you pay for convenience. You can walk to fucking Albertson’s if you want to buy candy at 50 cents a piece. I love you all (except for you assholes).

Alright, Tweather is heading out to do some uber awesome homework, but keep in touch, because I will be reviewing the two greatest social networks of all time: Facebook and MySpace. They’re both gay. I mean limp. (like your dad when he saw your mom). JK dawgs.roflcopter

whoops, almost forgot the song of the day.

Lowrider by War

Old song. I think. It makes me laugh