Apologies
Hey sorry for the lack of updates recently…for the past 3 months or so…heh.
Life sucks Jesus Christ monkey balls.
Anyways, I thought I might post some really funny stuff that I found while ADDing on homework.
Here’s a picture that’s sure to make you laugh, if you understand it:
I almost bust a nut. I don’t know why I found it so funny. It must be the stress…
And because I thought of a pretty original (I thought) yo mama joke during Spanish class, I thought I would show you some yo mama jokes. My original was pretty nerdy, so the rest follow suit:
Mine: Yo mama so fat that scientists use her as a unit of measure for planets! (Feel free to add “BIETCHHH!” if you wish.)
Others:
Yo mama’s resting energy is her mass times the speed of ugly squared.
Yo mama so fat, her blue mumu looks like a red shift.
Yo mama’s like an mp3—she’s free, and everyone just passes her around.
Yo mama so fat, neutrinos stop and go around her!
Yo mama so fat, Stephen Hawking found three extra dimensions in her panties!
Yo mama so fat, she sat down at the Periodic Table—and Uranium got pissed off and left!
Yo mama made of Ugly quarks.
Yo mama so fat, when she go to the beach, Greenpeace tries to tow her back out to sea!
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s afraid that if she runs into Auntie Matter, they’ll gravitationally collapse and create a black hole!
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks the Lorenz-Fitzgerald contraction is what happened right before she had twins.
Yo mama’s so fat they have to draw her world-line with a paint roller.
Yo mama’s so fat we can’t even ASSUME she’s a point mass.
Yo mama’s ass is a quantum phenomenon—more wave than particle.
Yo mama is so fat, she don’t have skin; she has an event horizon.
Yo mama so dumb, her IQ is an imaginary number.
Yo mama’s so fat, her DNA is a TRIPLE helix.
Yo mama so dumb, she STILL thinks voting for Bush the second time was a good idea.
That’s it. Hope you have an awesome almost-end-of-the-school-year-and-almost-summer.
